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  • dreamshappenhere:

and thats how i stole your bitch.

    dreamshappenhere:

    and thats how i stole your bitch.

    (via pepethekingpelipper)

    Source: thecheerqueen
    • 2 months ago
    • 138832 notes
    • #omg
  • dakotacityukuleleorchestra:

    When so much has gone wrong that “she’s suffered enough brain damage to significantly impact her communication” is a footnote to the conversation

    #my aunt is dying #the kind of aunt that treats you so well that you get jelly when she has kids

    I guess I forgot to mention it initially, but that was very much connected to the following post:

    dakotacityukuleleorchestra:

    “Spring break is next Friday, though. Would it be better if I just came down then?”
    “…No.”

    Mom and Dad were on the nose with that.

    Source: dakotacityukuleleorchestra
    • 2 months ago
    • 3 notes
  • Liberal fuckery has too extensive a history of being downplayed or ignored for me to be completely comfortable whenever someone goes ham on conservatives.

    • 2 months ago
    • #it all looks so funny that i've got to frown
    • #if i get a sense that you're positioning the GOP as uniquely evil then i'm going to back away
  • They probably have things like tw: small children

    (via kyssthis16)

    Source: everniam
    • 2 months ago
    • 25381 notes
  • dreamshappenhere:

and thats how i stole your bitch.

    dreamshappenhere:

    and thats how i stole your bitch.

    (via satanic2chainz)

    Source: thecheerqueen
    • 2 months ago
    • 138832 notes
    • #omg
  • My new name is Dakota City Ukulele Orchestra
    • 2 months ago
    • #it all looks so funny that i've got to frown
    • #pepethekingpelipper
    • #dakotacityukuleleorchestra
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